unfollowfriday:

me right before suckin dick: Do not hook up with people like me. I will take you to parking lots, and parks, and public bathrooms, and suck your dick in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without blood rushing to your dick. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people. 

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  • Age 5: i wanna be part of the xmen
  • Age 18: i wanna be part of the xmen

kingofdicks:

ah yes my favorite folder

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212chainz:

”You wanna go get McDonald’s?”

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cosmogroove:

my favourite 

cosmogroove:

my favourite 

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marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

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whoremionegrunger:

i guess this proves you shouldn’t make assumptions about anyone.

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sagittariusprincessxo:

crescentrax:

belgianwhovian:

luanlegacy:

salt4life:

dis nigga, going places.

Ready for the hunger games.

He shot his arrow… IN MIDAIR

THROUGH THEIR CROTCH

SKILLLLZ

sagittariusprincessxo:

crescentrax:

belgianwhovian:

luanlegacy:

salt4life:

dis nigga, going places.

Ready for the hunger games.

He shot his arrow… IN MIDAIR

THROUGH THEIR CROTCH

SKILLLLZ

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